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  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • () = I am a nonbinary/genderqueer person who has a crush on you
  • * = just delete your tumblr already
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • + = i hate you.
  • % = You’re ugly
  • <3 = I want to fuck you
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me

(Source: withoutmeyouwouldbenothing)

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

what do you think it would be like living with 5sos?

bitchlucas:

it’d be fun at first, i bet, but it probs be frustrating as fuck later on dude they’re such dorks i love them but think you’d have to yell at them a lot idk man something like:

  • "guys have u seen my bra?"
  • "oh for fucks sake luke get my bra off your head"
  • "michael stop hitting luke"
  • "luke stop letting michael hit you"
  • "ashton we had broccoli for dinner last night you need to stop"
  • "no i dont want any pineapple" 
  • "LUKE WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY BRAS"
  • "cALUM PUTS SOME PANTS ON PLEASE"
  • "no no no not my pants jesus christ” 
  • "STOP HITTING LUKE, MICHAEL" 
  • "calum i swear to god if i see your bare ass again" 
  • "NO I DONT WANY AnY FUCKING PINEAPPLE ASHTON"
  • "michael stop singing frozen its doing my head in" 
  • "did you just hump my arm" 
  • "i dont wanna build a snowman michael its 4am go to sLEEP"
  • "ashton stop trying to take selfies with me im not up for it"
  • "no i dont want to fucking cuddle" 
  • "luke are you seriously wearing my bra again"

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